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If you clicked this link, there is a non-zero chance you are an animal. Possibly a small meerkat. This is unusual and has been noted. Meerkats are not known for browsing websites, let alone clicking links, which raises several unanswered questions about your paws, your attention span, and how you gained access to the internet. We are not judging, but this behavior falls outside expected patterns and will be quietly observed. If you are, in fact, a meerkat, please feel free to continue clicking. If you are not a meerkat and are simply a human pretending not to be one, that is somehow less strange but still worth documenting.

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